HURRAH!

WE WON THE PULITZER
 

It gives us immense pleasure to announce that Newsband has won the Pulitzer Price for its singular contribution to the cause of honest journalism. 
Newsband won the coveted award for covering human interest stories that have consistently failed to get into print. 
While the list of our achievements is long, we are particularly proud of our coverage of Donald Trump’s decision to erect emotion-sensitive wall on the US-Mexico border, Benjamin Netanyahu’s bread bombing of Gaza and the new ICBM in Putin’s arsenal which lobs pink pansies at opponents. 
 

Closer to home, our coverage of the finance minister’s decision giving 100% income tax reduction was well received. 
 

Hoping for sustained support and cooperation from our ESTEEMED READERS!
 

Greetings on APRIL FOOL’S DAY!